Tools and Underwear


Dear Folks,

My husband was out of town and I was watching a tool program on one of the shop at home television shows.  The next morning I checked my email and found ten order confirmations.  I realized I must have been missing him a lot.  But since Christmas was just a few weeks away I justified my impulsiveness as early shopping. The following week he was home when the delivery truck arrived with all these packages.  I quickly explained to him that they were all for him for Christmas.  Telling him of my evening of entertainment with the shopping network buying tools.  He very gently informed me that a woman buying a man tools was like a man buying a woman underwear.  “They seldom fit”, He said.

I laughed and replied that since I had a fondness for gadgets,  I would simply take what he didn’t want and put in my tool box.  I thought I noticed him wince as he agreed.

Christmas morning I proudly presented him with this pile of presents all festively wrapped.  He unwrapped  and examined each one handing me the ones he did not want.  I ended up with eight of the ten in my pile.

Then he handed me an envelope.  Inside was a crisp $100. dollar bill.  With a note saying; “FOR UNDERWEAR”

 

Love,

Mary

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__From Yachts to Manure___... I have lived in a 9,000 square foot mansion in Piedmont, Ca. to homesteading a mobile home and living without running water or electricity for six months in Oroville, California. These are some tales of my adventures. From traveling the world with my Airline Executive late husband to , operating a Yacht Charter Business on San Francisco Bay as a widow with young children, to retiring to a Ranch in Oroville and raising horses and fancy pure bred dogs. Come join me on my adventures as I write this blog..
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One Response to Tools and Underwear

  1. Claudia says:

    I will not be buying my husband any tools 😉

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